INT. DINING ROOM - DAY

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Disastrously messy house. Four-year-old BILLY glides in on his scooter, wearing nothing but a Halloween witch hat and a pair of Lightning McQueen Pull-ups. He puts his face exactly one inch from his mother's, who is trying to type.

BILLY: I want to be a great actor.

Mother fingers immediately freeze over the keys and she spins toward her son.

Mother (shocked): You want to be an actor?! That's WONDERFUL! I think you'd make an awesome actor! After all, you're great at learning lines and, clearly, you love costumes.

MOTHER'S DREAM SEQUENCE: Insert 30-second montage of handsome young man accepting Oscar. He blows a kiss to his tearful mother, who hasn't aged a day.

BACK TO SCENE

BILLY: A great artist.

MOTHER: An artist? So we have options. That's good. I wouldn't call it a “fall-back plan” but artist could be an alternative if Oscar winner doesn't pan out.

BILLY: A world-class athlete!

CLOSE on the Mother's eyes narrowing suspiciously.

MOTHER: Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up?

BILLY: An acrobat in the circus! An astronaut!

MOTHER: You're going to be an acrobat and an astronaut?

Her gaze lands on the top book on a pile on the floor. The Sesame Street "A Book."

BILLY: I'm going to be an ALLIGATOR!

Billy pushes off on his scooter, still wearing his witch hat, now cackling maniacally, as though he's said the funniest thing in the world.

Reader Comments

Re: The Witch Who Would be Astronaut

I LOVE THIS CHILD! and this post. love. love. love.

Smart!

Ha! Billy is so smart. I like the Oscar-winning scenario, because of COURSE you won't have aged a day!

My oldest still claims he wants to be a Rock-'n-Roll Astronaut. I'm still not sure what it is, but it sounds like it pays well.

My witch-astronaut-alligator

Thanks, Emily and Maura! Billy has now taken to sticking his head through one of the armholes of one of my black pajama tops (so that only his head is visible) and racing around the house. I asked him, "Billy, are you a ghost?" And he said, "I'm the Black Beast!" I have no idea what this is about; I hope it's not another potential career choice. Pictures of the Black Beast to come soon ... :-)

more pretend play

Wow, he really does have the pretend play thing down. I think an actor is not a pipe dream at all. I'm so glad that accountant wasn't in that book....way too boring for him.

Great story. I could just picture it all. Love your writing style.

Smiling hugely

I love this! =) I wish we spring chickens lived in one place so the kids could play while we hens cluck about! =) I think Billy and K may fight over the hats though!!!! ;)

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