LIFE IS A SPECTRUM / Happy birthday to Dave!

Occasionally, Dave dresses our children. Or tries. It's always an interesting experience. He doesn't bother with things like checking the size, whether

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its seasonally appropriate or matching the colors. He alternately puts too many pieces of clothing them or too few. He has a very open-minded attitude as to what constitutes an outfit.

He finds girl clothes particularly baffling. One morning, he got Willow up, dressed her and brought her down to breakfast.

Me: Why is she wearing that?

Dave: What? It's cute isn't it?

Me: It's a swimsuit.

Dave stares at Willow for a long moment, trying to absorb the fact that the two-piece bikini with a picture of Pooh Bear in a boat on it is not, in fact, an appropriate outfit for church.

Me: It has matching water wings.

Dave: Oh. That's what those are.

He has, on occasion, dressed her in her brother's clothes, nothing but a raincoat, and a dalmatian Halloween costume.

But one of the things that make him such a great dad is that he always tries. He'll fumble with tiny buttons and hairbows and little shoes and socks. And if our daughter occasionally goes out in public looking like a tiny bag lady, that's a small price to pay.

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Hehe

That was super cute :) Happy Birthday to Dave!

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what a great picture.

Happy Birthday to your hubby!

And good on you for letting him try! Sometimes I can be such a control freak about that stuff...

Dressing our daughter

I can see your "control freak" and raise you one, my sister.

I've recently taken to laying out both kids' clothes a week in advance, in little labeled compartments in the downstairs closet -- from shirt to socks, it's foolproof.

Dave still managed to put one of Willow's outfits on backwards.

hahaha!

Hilarious! That water wings line just kills me!

What is it about men? My husband is so good at dressing himself--anything he throws together just looks right on him. And he does a better job shopping for me than I do. But when it's time to dress the boys, it's like his mind goes into fashion meltdown. Two different shades of red together! Crocs with dress pants! Putting swimsuits on the boys? I can definitely see that happening.

Let's sign these men up for a class or something. Surely this is a universal problem.

Dressing the kids

Dave did the "two shades of orange" on Billy this past week. My child looked like he was heading off to work in a 1970s Burger King.

There definitely needs to be some community education class "Dressing your children: for dads!"

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